ARTHUR:Whoa there!
SOLDIER:Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons,sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER:Get away!
ARTHUR:I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER:What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:Yes!
SOLDIER:You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:...What?
SOLDIER:You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.

I HATE SATURDAYS...SO MUCH
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: manson... for all of your depression and anger needs
Topic: Nothing in particular
saturdays blow
cleaning
sux
a lot
alot
alotalotalot
n i have no people with me
*needs social interaction*
and i have no one to stop me from eating the mushroom soup which is oddly really good, even though i absolutely hate mushrooms
mel, can u move in w/ me plsz?
pretty please w/ ice cream and stuff
and hot fudge, yum hot fudge
i would kill for some hot fudge
perhaps i'll go raid the fridge and...not find any
fuck
today sucks

You know what I need (besides room and board at a mental institution)?...
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: God Save the Queen, by the Sex Pistols (you better have known that already...)
Topic: Nothing in particular
A big thing of chocolate ice cream, a spoon, a can of whipped cream and a really good book. I'm thinking Charles deLint. Because who doesn't love a good modern punk-rocker-fairy-tale every now and then? No one, that's who.

If you need me, I'll be on the brink of vegetabledom on the sofa. And yes, I just made up that word. Don't even ask.

This post was so random that, Pache, I'm taking the randomness award back. Sorry.

Hugs and kisses,
~The Almighty and Slightly Satanic Cheerio (particularly of the frosted variety)~

I AM HYPER....ISH, IN ALL SENSES OF ESQUE AND ICITY....LALALA
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: BASTARDS ON PARADE...DROPKICK MURPHIES
Topic: I CANT SLEEP OVER THIS
beans, beans, beans
jessie ate some beans
he was happy happy happy
that he ate some beans
mhmm

according to my fotune cookie my
'spirit of adventure will lead to death'
www.badcookie.com if anyone feels like it
yeah
iy yi yi
lalaa
when ima walking i strut my stuff
and im so strung out
oh! *scandalized face*
....bohemian rhapsody....
mama......
begins to dance and sing in the kitchen
*hugz

mHmm
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: *Tobacco Island* Flogging Molly
Topic: New
Ya know what?




Cheese





and thats it

Hey!
Raffi I know you're online cause you just posted...why didnt you log in to msn? I just want to kno if u r coming in early tomorrow

RACHEL!!
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: *the painter* Niel Young
Ght beder suun rachall!!
I wove u



*hugz* *an no N' Such till u get ebtter*

OMGOMGOMG
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: I Wanna Come Over (queen of rock)
Topic: I CANT SLEEP OVER THIS
I need hugz :'( my mom hasnt come home from dance class yet, she's stuck in a blizzard in Medina and Im heer all alone!!! :'( :'( :'( I mite be heer alone all night, someone call me or somethin!!!

Ummm...like ya
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Nothing in particular
So who had fun last nite?

I hate to do this but....
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Bullet in the Blue Sky (U2)
Topic: RULES
I WILL NOT, I repeat, WILL NOT tolerate this shit. I am writing rules...I hate to do this, but...

1. NO SEXUAL COMMENTS OR POSTS
...you guys keep this up and I will ban you so you cant post, yes, I can do that. I dont care if you post hugs or kisses or I love you, whatever, just no sex. I DONT WANT TO HAVE THESE PICTURES IN MY HEAD!