I AM GENIUS!
Mood:  special
Now Playing: CCR
Topic: The Government
Ok. I have paln. Motion pictuers. Casanova. We all wanna see it, yeah? I mean it's got Heathe Ledger and that chick-persone. eh?! WHOS WITH ME!?
I SAY, WHOS WIYH ME!?!?

The Answer
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: An excert from the Nitpickers Guide to The X Files by Phil Farrand
Topic: The Government
It begins....

I'm short on time. I've spent six months on this guide and "it" finally happened. Three hundred plus hours watching The X Files and suddenly,inexorably, inexplicably, inextricably,insisently, instinctively,...it all snapped into place! I knew "The Answer"-that answer to all my ponderous questions, to all my confusion. Like a well earned but still spontaneous smile from Special Agent Dana Scully, it was the final statement to tie every loose end and make everything make sense.

But do "they" know I know?

The answer is so primal, so mind-expanding that it threatens to undo all that it is in the X Files. Would "they" allow the telling? Would they dare to risk it all? Would they dare to lose their edge, their hook? their power? No. "They" would do anything to stop the spread of this kind of information.

The stakes are too high. We need...protection.
(fiddling with a CSM-8000 Countermeasure Filter.)

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Gasp!
Someone's in the basement!
They're breaking down the door!
No! Can't let them...Others have to know. Must tell...

(Gunfire erupts. The computer monitor shatters. Circuits within spit and snap as blood shorts out connections. Papers dance like dust devils. Books shudder against an unfinished wall. A body thumps to the ground. Footsteps race away)
Wheezing quiet.
Groaning.

(An unsteady hand rises from the floor. It struggles toward the keyboard. An index finger presses the caps lock as the others find their places.)

I...R...(pause, finding one last ounce of strength)...I...O...T...
(The hand flops to the ground)
Silence





-The Nitpickers Guide to The X Files
"The Answer"
By Phil Farrand

Potentially
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Je ne sais pas
Topic: The Government

Okay people, you are not posting (Rai! Im talking about you) because you are either
a)dumb
b)rude
c)haven't had enough time(BS)
d)being filtered by the government conspiracy(yes there actually is one)
e)unknowing of this site...in which case you would not be reading this

SO POST you silly english kkkkk-nigits! (monty python rox my sox with Bono)

A Poem
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Peace on Earth
Topic: The Government
Peace on Earth

I do not know the exact
time date or place
I do not know the reasons
or meanings or the case
All I remember
is that there was a day
A day that my innocence
was taken away

This is not a cliche
for drugs death or sex
No it is nothing
at all that complex
This is simply about
an awakening recognition
Of the actual state
of our world's condition

I used to think life
was all happy and bright
I'd wake up with a smile
and dream at night
But now that I can see
all the things that are wrong
It seems just a little harder
to keep moving along

I wish there was more
so much more I could do
And since you are here
I guess I'm starting with you
One by One
we can make a stand
And together we'll create
the real Promise Land

Yes I wrote this....
Peace. Love. Truth.
Melissa