stuff
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: bridge to nowhere, the like
Topic: complaint
why does my mother insist upon buying enough apples to feed a small third world country for a year?
if there's third world countries.. are there second world countries? what's a second world country?
why is it called root beer? it's not beer, it tastes nothing LIKE beer, and there are no roots involved in any way, shape, or form.
why do ppl buy fashion magazines? 95% of them cant afford anything in there and just end up feeling unattractive and confused as to what the hell they're supposed to be wearing.
why do i have an unholy craving for a beef kabob?
why is bush so incompetent and similar in IQ to a bag of bricks?
who is beatrice?
where IS carmen sandiego?
if god is omnipotent, can he create a rock he cannot lift?
where does the salt in oceans come from?
what was that idiot thinking when he invented nuclear bombs?
why doesnt anyone know that the number of the beast is 616, NOT 666?
why doesnt the universe just implode already?
where is there life on other planets?
why do i own pink slippers?
how did kurt cobain REALLY die?
why is buffalo the only place where you can get decent chicken wings?
why cant countries just get along and stop trying to force their beliefs on everyone else? why don't we just accept that we're all different and stop blowing each other up?
why do i have so many socks?

oh, and happy marijuana day everybody. b/c we're all... such potheads...

Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: silince in morning
Topic: complaint
a frind of miean died this past weekend... he was one of the best guys i knew.
he worked with me at pautlers, he musta been round 25-29.

only the good die young. god i hate that fuckign saying.

plz never mix painkillers and booze.

FUCK
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: some fuckin song
Topic: complaint
ok remeber kiddies, dotn call ur moma fat fuckign bitch when it might come back to bite u in the ass!



HAVE A NICE DAY KIDS!

IMA FUCKIN GENIUS!
Topic: complaint
ok. APERINTLY CASANOVA is rater "R" wich eman its a nogo fuckt hat shit. king fuckin kong. I SAY KING FUCKIN KONG! MMWHWHAHAHHAima truly brilient. WHOW ITH ME!? RACHEL? LISA? MEL? FAFFI? I SAY! R U WITH ME1?!?!

why?
Now Playing: Girls, Girls, Girls THE CRUE!!
Topic: complaint
WHY THE FUCK R MEN FASINATIED BY TITS?! I DOTN GET IT.... I JUS cant help but stare sometimes...i dotn understand it... what max even less senc eis why the fuck im posting thsi on a site dominated by women, one of wich is my grilfriend.... hmmm one of the less inteligent things im prolyl gonan do in life.. OH WELL.

what the fuck
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: where did u sleep laste night?, lik i rely hav to say by whom
Topic: complaint
ok.. dos anybody fell like this is going way to fuckign fast? It feels like i was jus posting on thsi thing yesterday about my dog. now en entier week jus whooshed by, i dotneven remebr it all... WHATT THE HELL? i think its cuz i think of only the mornign at 8:30, an the after noon at 3:30... hmmm... i wonder.

R.I.P.
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Whistles the Wind, Flogging Moly
Topic: complaint
dec. 7th, 2005. a date that fuckign sux ass. so not only is it pearl harber day but i had to put Elmer down. its so painfull... i half expected her to be hear when i got home. all ive got r pictuers an memeries. i want my dog back godamn it!

http://tinypic.com/ibyr6e.jpg


R.I.P.

WHAT I DID WHILE YOU ALL LEFT ME TO ROTT
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: amphetamine....everclear
Topic: complaint
YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so in your absense i made brownies n then i proceeded to eat the whole pan because i was and will be for a bit too pissed at you all to share. I am being wrongly pissed at you yes i know but i will continue to do so until you all come back n then i will continue my hissy fit so u all understand the extent of how pissed i was/am...meaning i went outside for 15min. and danced in bare feet on cold concrete in the garage until i had serious bruises and my feet were numb b/c i was so fucking frustrated.
i then proceeded to clean and do 3 loads of laundry.
and then i talked to seamus for about 2 hrs. about brownie scented laundry detergent and taking over the world.
now that i hav informed u all of what u make me do i am expecting a plan of how we are going to prevent this from happening again which i dont think is that unreasonable of a demand
*no hugz for anyone but jackie, who was rather upset at our disclusion of her*
and there u hav it

Christmas Shoppers
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Elanor Rigby
Topic: complaint
This morning I was uncerimoniously woken up at 7 and dragged to the galleria mall. i was in a car with the radio blasting and my mother yacking about how i needed to buy boots before i even knew i was awake.

black friday. that is the perfect name for it. ppl are INSANE. it's like some sort of deranged lab experiment with a bunch of mice all runnin around looking for cheese... 'cept there's no cheese, only really expensive clothing items i've never even heard of. i think i'm going to go back to bed.

HMM..IDK...HMM...YEAR OLD CONVERSATION HEARTS!!!
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: SHE'S A BRICK..HOUUUSE
Topic: complaint
good song...anyways
i have a complaint!!
mel..is there any way u can get us an emoticon/mood thing for 'horny' b/c it would prolly be kind of nice to hav

...TAKE ME OUT...god i love the shuffle button...
yay for sweetarts...
umm....
hmmmm....
ima go take a nap now...
see u all in uhhh....10hrs.

~THAT IS ALL~