BONJOUR...C'EST VENDREDI!!
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: Crazy Little Thing Called Love...huzzah for Queen
Topic: Nothing in particular
i thought u all would like this
love is like wetting ur pants...every1 can c it but only u can feel the warmth!
thank u cherylin

I AM A RAMBUNCTIOUS SICK FUCK!!!
mhmm
i got bored
really fucking bored

w/e
jackie n lisa n clare come back on sunday...yay
i miss everybody
tho i will see what my mom says n call u later mel
mhmm
yeah
so
*hugz to all
*extras for pache
n...idk...i guess thats it
cya

JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS....
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: bare naked ladies...alchohol
Topic: Nothing in particular
umm...hi
just so everyone knows today is world AIDS day
i dont know why im telling everyone this but i am
so just fucking go with it
i am tired
probably delirious
and i want some of pache's ice cream
oh well

...i like that old time-a rock n roll.....
lalala
*hugz for all
cya

...
Mood:  not sure
Topic: Nothing in particular
Well, i guess it is due...i have not posted in a while for God only knows what reason... so here I am! I don't really have anything to say, maybe it's just cause that last post described every aspect of the word "fuck" so perfectly I am left speechless...
Or maybe it's because...uh...nevermind...
Anyhow, this is my post \m/ (^_^) \m/ hugs

I LOVE YOU RAFFI!!!
xoxoxoxo
Melissa

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ??˜Fuck??™.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ??˜Fuck??™ is the only word referred to as ??˜The F word.??™
It??™s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
??˜Fuck,??™ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ??˜Flicken??™ which means ??˜To strike??™.
In English, ??˜Fuck??™ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, ??œJohn fucked Shirley,?? as an intransitive verb, ??œShirley fucks.??
It??™s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, ??œJohn??™s doing all the fucking work.??
As part of an adverb, ??œShirley talks too fucking much.??
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, ??œShirley is fucking beautiful.??
As the object of an adverb, ??œShirley is fucking beautifully.??
As a noun, ??œI don??™t give a fuck.??
As part of a word, ??œAbso-fucking-lutly?? or ??œIn-fucking-credible.??
And as almost every work in a sentence, ??œFuck the fucking fuckers.??
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ??˜Fuck.??™
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: ??œI got fucked at the used car lot.??
Dismay: ??œAww, fuck it,?? trouble: ??œI guess I??™m really fucked now.??
Aggression: ??œDon??™t fuck with me buddy.??
Difficulty: ??œI don??™t understand this fucking question.??
Inquiry: ??œWho the fuck was that.??
Dissatisfaction: ??œI don??™t like what the fuck is going on here.??
Incompetence: ??œHe??™s a fuck off.??
Dismissal: ??œWhy don??™t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.???
I??™m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

All Apologies....
Mood:  d'oh
Now Playing: random christmas songs
Topic: Nothing in particular
ok then
so i apologize to you all for my flip out
i was just really pissed off
ye...ah

so moving on...
im avoiding my shitload of h/w i left for today
so i made mexican wedding balls
which are pretty much butter, sugar, n flour.
i then discovered that we have 10 unopened bags of sugar in our basement and i could put myself into a coma from eating way too much sugar...if i wanted to

oh yay...
'rudolph the red nosed reindeer....'
i think i'll spare u all the agony of the lyrics

mhmm
so im bored and soon to be hyper because of eating too much powdered sugar when the mexican wedding balls are done, im also in an orange juice delirium
i think i've consumed about 2 gallons of it since like thursday...and yet i still hav a fucking cold
oy...
w/e
*hugz for all
cya tomorrow
cuz its monday...yay for mondays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT I DID WHILE YOU ALL LEFT ME TO ROTT
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: amphetamine....everclear
Topic: complaint
YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so in your absense i made brownies n then i proceeded to eat the whole pan because i was and will be for a bit too pissed at you all to share. I am being wrongly pissed at you yes i know but i will continue to do so until you all come back n then i will continue my hissy fit so u all understand the extent of how pissed i was/am...meaning i went outside for 15min. and danced in bare feet on cold concrete in the garage until i had serious bruises and my feet were numb b/c i was so fucking frustrated.
i then proceeded to clean and do 3 loads of laundry.
and then i talked to seamus for about 2 hrs. about brownie scented laundry detergent and taking over the world.
now that i hav informed u all of what u make me do i am expecting a plan of how we are going to prevent this from happening again which i dont think is that unreasonable of a demand
*no hugz for anyone but jackie, who was rather upset at our disclusion of her*
and there u hav it

UGH...I HATE THE WORK PART OF LONG WEEKENDS
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: woman....
Topic: Nothing in particular
"Woman"

[John Lennon cover]

Woman I can hardly express,
My mixed emotions and my thoughtlessness,
After all I'm forever in your debt,
And woman I will try to express,
My inner feelings and my thankfulness,
For showing me the meaning of success,
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do

Woman I know you understand
The little child inside the man,
Please remember my life is in your hands,
And woman hold me close to your heart,
However distant don't keep us apart,
After all it is written in the stars,
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do

Woman please let me explain,
I never meant to cause you sorrow and pain,
So let me tell you again and again and again,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever

happy song...good cleaning music
*note how im stalling on the work by posting*
yeah
so my dad n i were conversing earlier on our spring break trip to Phoenix to see my uncle n such cuz i havent seen em in like 3years...n now im all hyper
so that'll prolly kick ass
n for it my dads thinking of getting a digital camera n he said i can borrow it before we leave so i can "learn how to use it" which i of course went along with b/c free use of a digital camera for a week or two is fine with me
mhmm
so im kinda pissed that i couldnt go to clarks b-day party therefore meaning raffi n pache hav to be posting on what happened that us 3 idiot sheltered chicks completely missed b/c of stupid parents *not meant towards mel's parentals tho*

damnit i am so fucking bored
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...

just so everone knows the extent of my boredom...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: yay
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ppl are alive
UniversalQueen08: oy.
UniversalQueen08: barely.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *good afternoon my almighty queen
UniversalQueen08: eh. hi. im all messed up.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: y
GREYPSYCHOSIS: elaborate darling
UniversalQueen08: bowling.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i sorry
UniversalQueen08: me 2. im sorry for a lot of things. especially concerning bowling.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: yeah
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ye...ah
UniversalQueen08: eh.
UniversalQueen08: i hate guys. a lot.
UniversalQueen08: all of them.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: y
UniversalQueen08: cuz they're useless and have no brains.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i disagree
GREYPSYCHOSIS: they hav part of deformed female brains
UniversalQueen08: rephrase: they don't have ENOUGH brains.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ok
UniversalQueen08: girls r so much better.
UniversalQueen08: at, like...everything...
UniversalQueen08: they make so much better friends..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not really
UniversalQueen08: yeah really.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: chicks can be really catty
UniversalQueen08: not my friends.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n then they get all pissy
UniversalQueen08: makes them more realistic and easier to relate to than guys.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: see i always thought of myself as more of a guy than a chick
UniversalQueen08: thats y i was so sure u'd end up a lesbian, somehow..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: nope
GREYPSYCHOSIS: more likely i'll just be bi
UniversalQueen08: alright, i'll be ur bit on the side, seeing im ur lesbian lover.
UniversalQueen08: i bet pache doesn't know about that one..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i think he does
GREYPSYCHOSIS: he was looking at the site
UniversalQueen08: ahhhh, i c
GREYPSYCHOSIS: told me i should add more to the land of happy page
GREYPSYCHOSIS: cuz he found it interesting
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ""
UniversalQueen08: eh, the land of happy is gone, its been corrupred by guys...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: no
GREYPSYCHOSIS: it hasnt
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n it always had guys living there
GREYPSYCHOSIS: it was a tourist attraction

continued....

UniversalQueen08: i need to learn how to drive.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: me too
GREYPSYCHOSIS: then we could hijack a car n go places
UniversalQueen08: i SHOULD be at Transit now, cuz i don't have shit to do and i could've helped Jess, but noooo, god forbid i get a ride...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: jess?
GREYPSYCHOSIS: confused
UniversalQueen08: nobody u kno.
UniversalQueen08: she's my new best friend.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i am insulted
UniversalQueen08: sry
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ur new best friend
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ii
GREYPSYCHOSIS: iiiiiiiii...i.......i
UniversalQueen08: ...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *tear slides down rachels velevty cheek*
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i............i......................
UniversalQueen08: plz. ur fine. i can have more than one best friend.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *sob
GREYPSYCHOSIS: u've relinquished us for ur new best friend
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *sniffle*
UniversalQueen08: gah. look, "my new best friend" is an expression, rachel.
UniversalQueen08: i have a ton of really good friends u dont know about.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: butbut
GREYPSYCHOSIS: butbutbutbut
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i feel so unloved
UniversalQueen08: i still luv u lots, rachel.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: no u dont
UniversalQueen08: i dont have ne more lesbian lovers.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: u've abandonned me to jess
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n we're all always fighting
UniversalQueen08: i see Jess twice a week-at most. i see u almost everyday.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not really
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not for more than 5 min.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: thats a collective 25min. a week
GREYPSYCHOSIS: plus religion
GREYPSYCHOSIS: which we dont hav til january
GREYPSYCHOSIS: what about holiday togetherness
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ur part of my family n ur leaving me
UniversalQueen08: so? u have a misconception about Jess. i don't spend a lot of time w/her, either. she works while i bowl, so she can't talk much on saturdays, and then sundays she bowls so she stays with her team and i stay w/mine.
UniversalQueen08: I'M NOT LEAVING U....dont be silly.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: .....
GREYPSYCHOSIS: k
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *whispered voice
UniversalQueen08: i kno i luv u lots and lots.
UniversalQueen08: u should kno. ur my lesbian lover.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: YAY

moving on
off to clean
i'll be online later hopefully
be there or abandon the square...
plsz dont ask...
cya
rai

irish dancing rox my poodle sox n lollipops...
as does Pache n Nirvana n such things...

EXTREME BOREDOM
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Like the Way I Do (Melissa Etheridge-the one and only)
Topic: I CANT SLEEP OVER THIS
Well, it's 2 am and here I am complaining about being bored...that says a lot...

...besides the fact that I'm talking to myself...
Hey...stop that
Stop what
Stop talking to me!
I wasn't talking to you in the first place!
Well than who were you talking to?
Myself!
But I am yourself!
Huh?
Oh forget it...
Extremely confuzzled...

Man I'm delirious at 2 am...you should hear me at 3...

Love, Hugs, Peace (Kisses ;) for Raffi)
Melissa

SRY LISA...TODAY ROCKED
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: queen..somebody to love...idk y
Topic: Nothing in particular
OK,
SO TODAY ABSOLUTELY KICKED ASS...
MEANING I GOT UP AT 6:30 N WENT TO KAUFMANNS N SUCH W/ MY MOM, N THEN AT 9 WE WENT FOR HER CT SCAN WHICH WASNT BAD CUZ WE WERE ONLY THERE FOR LIKE 30MIN. N IT WAS REALLY NICE N WARM IN THE WAITING ROOM....MHMM....
SO THEN WE WENT OTHER PLACES FOR OTHER CRAP...
N THEN WE WENT FOR LUNCH N THEN WE WENT TO THE BON-TON WHERE I GOT A KICKASS BLACK COAT WORTH $300 FOR ONLY $100 N SOME KNEE LENGTH BLACK LEATHER BOOTS W/ 4IN HEELS (SURPRISINGLY VERY COMFY THO) FOR $20 B/C I ABSOLUTELY ROCK AT FINDING CHEAP STUFF....
MHMM
SO NOW IM EATING MORE PUMPKIN PIE WITH ORANGE JUICE...WHICH SOUNDS REALLY ODD BUT IS REALLY GOOD.
YEAH, SO TODAY WAS GREAT CEPT MY FEET ARE KINDA SORE BUT I’LL GET OVER IT
*HUGZ FOR ALL....*EXTRAS FOR PACHE
CYA
RAI

Christmas Shoppers
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Elanor Rigby
Topic: complaint
This morning I was uncerimoniously woken up at 7 and dragged to the galleria mall. i was in a car with the radio blasting and my mother yacking about how i needed to buy boots before i even knew i was awake.

black friday. that is the perfect name for it. ppl are INSANE. it's like some sort of deranged lab experiment with a bunch of mice all runnin around looking for cheese... 'cept there's no cheese, only really expensive clothing items i've never even heard of. i think i'm going to go back to bed.