ARTHUR:Whoa there!
SOLDIER:Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons,sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER:Get away!
ARTHUR:I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER:What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:Yes!
SOLDIER:You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:...What?
SOLDIER:You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.