WHAT I DID WHILE YOU ALL LEFT ME TO ROTT
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: amphetamine....everclear
Topic: complaint
YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so in your absense i made brownies n then i proceeded to eat the whole pan because i was and will be for a bit too pissed at you all to share. I am being wrongly pissed at you yes i know but i will continue to do so until you all come back n then i will continue my hissy fit so u all understand the extent of how pissed i was/am...meaning i went outside for 15min. and danced in bare feet on cold concrete in the garage until i had serious bruises and my feet were numb b/c i was so fucking frustrated.
i then proceeded to clean and do 3 loads of laundry.
and then i talked to seamus for about 2 hrs. about brownie scented laundry detergent and taking over the world.
now that i hav informed u all of what u make me do i am expecting a plan of how we are going to prevent this from happening again which i dont think is that unreasonable of a demand
*no hugz for anyone but jackie, who was rather upset at our disclusion of her*
and there u hav it

UGH...I HATE THE WORK PART OF LONG WEEKENDS
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: woman....
Topic: Nothing in particular
"Woman"

[John Lennon cover]

Woman I can hardly express,
My mixed emotions and my thoughtlessness,
After all I'm forever in your debt,
And woman I will try to express,
My inner feelings and my thankfulness,
For showing me the meaning of success,
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do

Woman I know you understand
The little child inside the man,
Please remember my life is in your hands,
And woman hold me close to your heart,
However distant don't keep us apart,
After all it is written in the stars,
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do
Oooh well, well, do do do do do do

Woman please let me explain,
I never meant to cause you sorrow and pain,
So let me tell you again and again and again,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever

happy song...good cleaning music
*note how im stalling on the work by posting*
yeah
so my dad n i were conversing earlier on our spring break trip to Phoenix to see my uncle n such cuz i havent seen em in like 3years...n now im all hyper
so that'll prolly kick ass
n for it my dads thinking of getting a digital camera n he said i can borrow it before we leave so i can "learn how to use it" which i of course went along with b/c free use of a digital camera for a week or two is fine with me
mhmm
so im kinda pissed that i couldnt go to clarks b-day party therefore meaning raffi n pache hav to be posting on what happened that us 3 idiot sheltered chicks completely missed b/c of stupid parents *not meant towards mel's parentals tho*

damnit i am so fucking bored
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...
so fucking bored...

just so everone knows the extent of my boredom...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: yay
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ppl are alive
UniversalQueen08: oy.
UniversalQueen08: barely.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *good afternoon my almighty queen
UniversalQueen08: eh. hi. im all messed up.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: y
GREYPSYCHOSIS: elaborate darling
UniversalQueen08: bowling.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i sorry
UniversalQueen08: me 2. im sorry for a lot of things. especially concerning bowling.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: yeah
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ye...ah
UniversalQueen08: eh.
UniversalQueen08: i hate guys. a lot.
UniversalQueen08: all of them.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: y
UniversalQueen08: cuz they're useless and have no brains.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i disagree
GREYPSYCHOSIS: they hav part of deformed female brains
UniversalQueen08: rephrase: they don't have ENOUGH brains.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ok
UniversalQueen08: girls r so much better.
UniversalQueen08: at, like...everything...
UniversalQueen08: they make so much better friends..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not really
UniversalQueen08: yeah really.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: chicks can be really catty
UniversalQueen08: not my friends.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n then they get all pissy
UniversalQueen08: makes them more realistic and easier to relate to than guys.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: see i always thought of myself as more of a guy than a chick
UniversalQueen08: thats y i was so sure u'd end up a lesbian, somehow..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: nope
GREYPSYCHOSIS: more likely i'll just be bi
UniversalQueen08: alright, i'll be ur bit on the side, seeing im ur lesbian lover.
UniversalQueen08: i bet pache doesn't know about that one..
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i think he does
GREYPSYCHOSIS: he was looking at the site
UniversalQueen08: ahhhh, i c
GREYPSYCHOSIS: told me i should add more to the land of happy page
GREYPSYCHOSIS: cuz he found it interesting
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ""
UniversalQueen08: eh, the land of happy is gone, its been corrupred by guys...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: no
GREYPSYCHOSIS: it hasnt
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n it always had guys living there
GREYPSYCHOSIS: it was a tourist attraction

continued....

UniversalQueen08: i need to learn how to drive.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: me too
GREYPSYCHOSIS: then we could hijack a car n go places
UniversalQueen08: i SHOULD be at Transit now, cuz i don't have shit to do and i could've helped Jess, but noooo, god forbid i get a ride...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: jess?
GREYPSYCHOSIS: confused
UniversalQueen08: nobody u kno.
UniversalQueen08: she's my new best friend.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i am insulted
UniversalQueen08: sry
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ur new best friend
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ii
GREYPSYCHOSIS: iiiiiiiii...i.......i
UniversalQueen08: ...
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *tear slides down rachels velevty cheek*
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i............i......................
UniversalQueen08: plz. ur fine. i can have more than one best friend.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *sob
GREYPSYCHOSIS: u've relinquished us for ur new best friend
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *sniffle*
UniversalQueen08: gah. look, "my new best friend" is an expression, rachel.
UniversalQueen08: i have a ton of really good friends u dont know about.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: butbut
GREYPSYCHOSIS: butbutbutbut
GREYPSYCHOSIS: i feel so unloved
UniversalQueen08: i still luv u lots, rachel.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: no u dont
UniversalQueen08: i dont have ne more lesbian lovers.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: u've abandonned me to jess
GREYPSYCHOSIS: n we're all always fighting
UniversalQueen08: i see Jess twice a week-at most. i see u almost everyday.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not really
GREYPSYCHOSIS: not for more than 5 min.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: thats a collective 25min. a week
GREYPSYCHOSIS: plus religion
GREYPSYCHOSIS: which we dont hav til january
GREYPSYCHOSIS: what about holiday togetherness
GREYPSYCHOSIS: ur part of my family n ur leaving me
UniversalQueen08: so? u have a misconception about Jess. i don't spend a lot of time w/her, either. she works while i bowl, so she can't talk much on saturdays, and then sundays she bowls so she stays with her team and i stay w/mine.
UniversalQueen08: I'M NOT LEAVING U....dont be silly.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: .....
GREYPSYCHOSIS: k
GREYPSYCHOSIS: *whispered voice
UniversalQueen08: i kno i luv u lots and lots.
UniversalQueen08: u should kno. ur my lesbian lover.
GREYPSYCHOSIS: YAY

moving on
off to clean
i'll be online later hopefully
be there or abandon the square...
plsz dont ask...
cya
rai

irish dancing rox my poodle sox n lollipops...
as does Pache n Nirvana n such things...

EXTREME BOREDOM
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Like the Way I Do (Melissa Etheridge-the one and only)
Topic: I CANT SLEEP OVER THIS
Well, it's 2 am and here I am complaining about being bored...that says a lot...

...besides the fact that I'm talking to myself...
Hey...stop that
Stop what
Stop talking to me!
I wasn't talking to you in the first place!
Well than who were you talking to?
Myself!
But I am yourself!
Huh?
Oh forget it...
Extremely confuzzled...

Man I'm delirious at 2 am...you should hear me at 3...

Love, Hugs, Peace (Kisses ;) for Raffi)
Melissa

SRY LISA...TODAY ROCKED
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: queen..somebody to love...idk y
Topic: Nothing in particular
OK,
SO TODAY ABSOLUTELY KICKED ASS...
MEANING I GOT UP AT 6:30 N WENT TO KAUFMANNS N SUCH W/ MY MOM, N THEN AT 9 WE WENT FOR HER CT SCAN WHICH WASNT BAD CUZ WE WERE ONLY THERE FOR LIKE 30MIN. N IT WAS REALLY NICE N WARM IN THE WAITING ROOM....MHMM....
SO THEN WE WENT OTHER PLACES FOR OTHER CRAP...
N THEN WE WENT FOR LUNCH N THEN WE WENT TO THE BON-TON WHERE I GOT A KICKASS BLACK COAT WORTH $300 FOR ONLY $100 N SOME KNEE LENGTH BLACK LEATHER BOOTS W/ 4IN HEELS (SURPRISINGLY VERY COMFY THO) FOR $20 B/C I ABSOLUTELY ROCK AT FINDING CHEAP STUFF....
MHMM
SO NOW IM EATING MORE PUMPKIN PIE WITH ORANGE JUICE...WHICH SOUNDS REALLY ODD BUT IS REALLY GOOD.
YEAH, SO TODAY WAS GREAT CEPT MY FEET ARE KINDA SORE BUT I’LL GET OVER IT
*HUGZ FOR ALL....*EXTRAS FOR PACHE
CYA
RAI

Christmas Shoppers
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Elanor Rigby
Topic: complaint
This morning I was uncerimoniously woken up at 7 and dragged to the galleria mall. i was in a car with the radio blasting and my mother yacking about how i needed to buy boots before i even knew i was awake.

black friday. that is the perfect name for it. ppl are INSANE. it's like some sort of deranged lab experiment with a bunch of mice all runnin around looking for cheese... 'cept there's no cheese, only really expensive clothing items i've never even heard of. i think i'm going to go back to bed.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Until the End of the World (U2)
Topic: Nothing in particular
The kind of pointless holiday where you're forced to visit your family and eat food...though from where I stand that's not so horrible...

God I miss you guys...long weekends kinda suck...besides the fact that there's no school...

hugs for all
Melissa

I LOVE YOU RAFFI!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: THE THANKSGIVING SONG...adam sandler...what else would i be listening to?....n then Alice's Restaurant...
Topic: Nothing in particular
ok so Happy Thanksgiving to everybody...
I'm off to watch all the parades w/ crappy comentary
but since i hav time i figured i would post to make mel happy...

OK so going w/ polish family tradition...
I'm thankful for...
1. all of my kick ass friends (obviously)
2. Nirvana
3. Sudafed and Kleenex
4. The fact that I have brownies that absolutely rock
5. And my hot dork of a boyfriend who makes me horny
...jk...sort of....no...
moving on...
cya

hahahaha
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: John Brown by Bob Dylan
Topic: Nothing in particular
hahaha look what time it is!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: weird classical shit on the radio...
Topic: The End Of The World
Check this out, I actually found this, and it's a real religion. It was created as a way to teach kids about "Intelligent Design" without using God, only it turned into a gag religion that people really follow. It's fruckin hilarious:

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.



~Noodly Appendage!! That's great!!!~

Uhh...sure
Mood:  not sure
Topic: Nothing in particular
All I can say is that today was a fairly odd day...
and started off pretty sucky considering the fact that my bus was late, and Rachel, have you noticed that Mrs. Berndt sprays that cinnamin stuff way too much? Lord...I'm allergic to cinnamin and that smell drives me nuts...anyway...post people! HELLO!!! This a lot more interesting when I'm not the only one posting (hint hint)...hmm.... I think that's all I have to say...

I LOVE YOU RAFFI!!!!!!!!!

Love, peace, and hugs for everybody!
Melissa