Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ??˜Fuck??™.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ??˜Fuck??™ is the only word referred to as ??˜The F word.??™
It??™s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
??˜Fuck,??™ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ??˜Flicken??™ which means ??˜To strike??™.
In English, ??˜Fuck??™ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, ??œJohn fucked Shirley,?? as an intransitive verb, ??œShirley fucks.??
It??™s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, ??œJohn??™s doing all the fucking work.??
As part of an adverb, ??œShirley talks too fucking much.??
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, ??œShirley is fucking beautiful.??
As the object of an adverb, ??œShirley is fucking beautifully.??
As a noun, ??œI don??™t give a fuck.??
As part of a word, ??œAbso-fucking-lutly?? or ??œIn-fucking-credible.??
And as almost every work in a sentence, ??œFuck the fucking fuckers.??
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ??˜Fuck.??™
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: ??œI got fucked at the used car lot.??
Dismay: ??œAww, fuck it,?? trouble: ??œI guess I??™m really fucked now.??
Aggression: ??œDon??™t fuck with me buddy.??
Difficulty: ??œI don??™t understand this fucking question.??
Inquiry: ??œWho the fuck was that.??
Dissatisfaction: ??œI don??™t like what the fuck is going on here.??
Incompetence: ??œHe??™s a fuck off.??
Dismissal: ??œWhy don??™t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.???
I??™m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
Posted by greypsychosis
at 4:51 PM EST
