ME...AGAIN
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: fan_3
Topic: Nothing in particular
hey...
i like my cap letters...
i need a hug...
the world owes me LOTS of hugs...
lots and lots and lots of hugs...


that could be how we defeat and take over the world.

we could hug everybody

and through that contact

control their minds

into believing....

that we are right in our ways

and to be revered and worshipped

like gods

muahhhhahahaha...

this is the plan...

it is very good

and it promotes world peace
and peace is good
as we all know

we're going to the zoo
and we should make up a song to sing at the zoo

i still need a hug...

Yes, Rachel
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: VERTIGO!
Topic: Nothing in particular
Rach, you never cease to amaze me....

YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL I CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND YOU LOUD AND CLEAR BUT THIS IS MY BLOG AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT! (No censorship needed for parental units are not present)

Whats the matter with Lisa? Lisa are you okay? YOU HUGGED RACHEL YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE OK!

And YES Rachel, I understand that you LOVE EVERYBODY...but you hate the world(no wonder Im the Only One that gets you...)What exactly did you mean by "nice" in that last entry? -just wondering.

We all kno the apocolipse is coming, so why do we care what other people think if we're only gonna die anyway? I DONT KNO! KNEE!

LOVE AND PEACE OR ELSE! (a very good U2 song if anyone is wondering)

Beam me up Scotty! -Kirk out-
Melissa

BONJOURNO
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: LENNY KRAVITZ
Topic: Nothing in particular
NOT SO CAFFEINATED BUT WHO CARES....
BONO LOOKS KINDA "NICE" (censored due to parental presence)IN THAT PIC...

BY THE WAY...WE GET IT...NO MORE OF THIS CONSTANT I LOVE RAFAEL CRAP...YOU'RE MAKING LISA DEPRESSED AND ME TOO..SOMEWHAT...NOT TO BE MEAN...CUZ I LOVE RAFAEL TOO, BUT LISA ACTUALLY WILLINGLY HUGGED ME TODAY...THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT...

I LOVE DAVE...SO THERE...AND JOE...TAKE THAT...AND BONO, AND MARTY, AND CONSTANTINE, AND.....*DRUMROLE PLEASE* KURT COBAIN...
SO SHOOT ME...
PLEASE...

AND DO LISA TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT..
I THINK SHE WOULD APPRECIATE IT...

LUV TO THE WORLD...
AND RAFAEL...
AND MEL...
MEL,MEL
AND ME
AND U2

IRISH DANCING ROX MY POODLE SOX AND LOLLIPOPS...A LOT

THE BEST PICTURE EVER
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: ME & U2
Topic: Music

I LOVE THIS PICTURE IT IS OF ME AND U2! I LOVE ME AND U2 (Melissa Etheridge and Bono) I LOVE YOU TOO RAFAEL! (and YOU too, Rachel, I havent forgotten about you)

I LOVE RAFAEL!!!!!
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: U2
Topic: New
TO ALL OF YOU FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO THINK IM CRAZY BECAUSE I'VE NEVER "LIKED" ANYONE, I DONT CARE BECAUSE I LOVE RAFAEL! RAFAEL YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CANT EVEN SAY IT! (but you already know that) LOVE AND PEACE!!!!! I LOVE YOU RAFAEL!

<3
Melissa

Reunited at Last
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Korn...All in the Family....LALALA
Topic: Nothing in particular
Finally...you can no longer hate me...
i hate you
you hate me
you know what
youknow what
it's all i the family
lalalalalalala

Corpse Bride Rox my Sox
It has kick ass animation...

I'm super bored now

The conspiracy is after me...
I think they think i know too much
somehow they're probably right
Dave is my bodyguard
but they don't know that...
atleast i hope they don't

Mel...just so u know i talked to bono and he's holding some resentment against u w/ the whole Ralphielish thing
I think u need to spend some time on ur fuckin rocker
its more fun than being off it
i think

...creaky noise...
the dead are coming...
no real worries


wait................................................






OH GOD OGOD OGODOGODOGODOGOD....
ITS THEM

RUN AWAY






BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Je suis ravi!
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: MUSIC!
Topic: Francais
Je ne sais pas, je suis content. For the first time ever, Je suis content. et toi?

It's the End of the World as We Know it, and I Feel Fine
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Music-what else?
Topic: Nothing in particular
It's the Apocalypse! what more can I say? I dont know what's going on in the world, but I have nothing else to talk about...post people!

I Still Haven't Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Music
Topic: Bono
Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for, but does he even know what he's lookin for? I mean, I suppose if he found it he would know, but does that mean that he wouldn't sing this song anymore? That would be sad....well then again, maybe he has found what he's looking for but he keeps singing it anyway. I dunno. As long as he keeps singing I guess that's all that matters....

The Answer
Mood:  lucky
Now Playing: An excert from the Nitpickers Guide to The X Files by Phil Farrand
Topic: The Government
It begins....

I'm short on time. I've spent six months on this guide and "it" finally happened. Three hundred plus hours watching The X Files and suddenly,inexorably, inexplicably, inextricably,insisently, instinctively,...it all snapped into place! I knew "The Answer"-that answer to all my ponderous questions, to all my confusion. Like a well earned but still spontaneous smile from Special Agent Dana Scully, it was the final statement to tie every loose end and make everything make sense.

But do "they" know I know?

The answer is so primal, so mind-expanding that it threatens to undo all that it is in the X Files. Would "they" allow the telling? Would they dare to risk it all? Would they dare to lose their edge, their hook? their power? No. "They" would do anything to stop the spread of this kind of information.

The stakes are too high. We need...protection.
(fiddling with a CSM-8000 Countermeasure Filter.)

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Gasp!
Someone's in the basement!
They're breaking down the door!
No! Can't let them...Others have to know. Must tell...

(Gunfire erupts. The computer monitor shatters. Circuits within spit and snap as blood shorts out connections. Papers dance like dust devils. Books shudder against an unfinished wall. A body thumps to the ground. Footsteps race away)
Wheezing quiet.
Groaning.

(An unsteady hand rises from the floor. It struggles toward the keyboard. An index finger presses the caps lock as the others find their places.)

I...R...(pause, finding one last ounce of strength)...I...O...T...
(The hand flops to the ground)
Silence





-The Nitpickers Guide to The X Files
"The Answer"
By Phil Farrand