Mood:
quizzicalNow Playing: bridge to nowhere, the like
Topic: complaint
why does my mother insist upon buying enough apples to feed a small third world country for a year?
if there's third world countries.. are there second world countries? what's a second world country?
why is it called root beer? it's not beer, it tastes nothing LIKE beer, and there are no roots involved in any way, shape, or form.
why do ppl buy fashion magazines? 95% of them cant afford anything in there and just end up feeling unattractive and confused as to what the hell they're supposed to be wearing.
why do i have an unholy craving for a beef kabob?
why is bush so incompetent and similar in IQ to a bag of bricks?
who is beatrice?
where IS carmen sandiego?
if god is omnipotent, can he create a rock he cannot lift?
where does the salt in oceans come from?
what was that idiot thinking when he invented nuclear bombs?
why doesnt anyone know that the number of the beast is 616, NOT 666?
why doesnt the universe just implode already?
where is there life on other planets?
why do i own pink slippers?
how did kurt cobain REALLY die?
why is buffalo the only place where you can get decent chicken wings?
why cant countries just get along and stop trying to force their beliefs on everyone else? why don't we just accept that we're all different and stop blowing each other up?
why do i have so many socks?
oh, and happy marijuana day everybody. b/c we're all... such potheads...
Posted by thedemoncheerio
at 1:44 PM EDT
