PSA:
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
Condomes DO brake.
Michael Flatley IS NOT the Lord of the Dance
Condomes are only 85% reliibel.
I am Jesus
Rachel is Mary Magdiline (only minus the whole whore part,cuz I FUCKIGN SAID SO)
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
Faffi is one of The Three Wisemen(the gold guy)
Lisa is Lilith
Mel is the virgan-its neogotibel-Mary (rachels idea not mine)
The pill(takin corectly)is 99.9% susfel.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.